Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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