My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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