If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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