I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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