found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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