I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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