just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My vagina just clenched in fear
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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