i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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