we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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