Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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