I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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