talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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