Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
