Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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