Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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