Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize