I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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