So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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