So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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