Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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