i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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