respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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