Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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