she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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