Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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