Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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