K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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