Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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