i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges