Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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