Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos