I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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