Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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