Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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