Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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