Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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