she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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