exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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