Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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