Don't you send me to vm
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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