Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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