I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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