ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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