ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I am midnight drunk by noon
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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