last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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