Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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