If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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