I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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