Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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