Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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