i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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