Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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