There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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