Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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