hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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