I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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