He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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