Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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