my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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