And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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