I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Every concussion has its silver lining
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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