when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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