Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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